I know I never believed in you (you can blame my parents for that one) nor do I actually plan to ever “do Santa” with my future kids, but for a second let’s just pretend… I mean you are a pretend person so you should be pretty good at this…
Anywho, I was trying to think of what I would write to you as I have never done this before (and least I don’t think I have considering what I just sa, and all I could think of is that I wish you could make me NOT intolerant to gluten because I really, really want a McDonald’s cheeseburger right now.
I know that is probably one of the worst things I could eat, so maybe you could make it calorie-free too? That would be great! And since you have the power to make me gluten-tolerant, could you make me skinny too? Now that would be a Christmas miracle!
I think that is all for now, Santa. Thanks for reading my letter and pretending to be real. I appreciate it!
Your (fake) friend,